The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...