Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...