One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...