Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...