Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...