Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Leprechaun Jokes
|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...