It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...