Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...