How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Star Wars Update Changes
Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update#10 Tie fighters replaced with black...
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire…
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.