Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...