Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!