10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...