What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket