Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
What Is A Penis
On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.