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Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
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File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Perfect Day
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Drinking and driving
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