What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Bumper Stickers
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Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Why Female Astronauts?
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost...
Cat jokes 07
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Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...