A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...