I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....