Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...