Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...