R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!