Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
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Rejected Hallmark Cards
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The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
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