Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...