Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...