Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...