Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Worlds
25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS – by O.J. Simpson 24. THE...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Question answer 06
|What lights up a football stadium?A football match! If you have a referee in...