Osama Cave Memo
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Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Bubble and squeak!
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Didja hear the news
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Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...