How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
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Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
Why do Farts stink?
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What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...