Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
What is SWF?
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Interesting facts
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...