Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...