In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.