Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...