Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
Technical Night Before Christmas
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More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!