Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...