Why did the fish blush?
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
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A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
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Two Cow Defined (Classic)
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Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...