Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
The Basic Laws of Work
Business Rules to Live ByIf you can’t get your work done in the first...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...