7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...