College by Dave Barry
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...