Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...