Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp