The laws of golf
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Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
Nun on a date
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Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Business and fishing
|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
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Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...