The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!