Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...