Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Insurance Claim
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St....
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
Debate about the box
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...