Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...