Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...