A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Preparation for Parenthood
Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.