Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...