The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...