How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
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Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...